GIANT MOSQUITO!

Jul 9

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OMG!

It’s 11 PM. I was just texting my friend on AOL when suddenly a giant mosquito or something, zipped right next to my head onto my screen. I was like: ‘Holy Shit! What the F is that thing!’ I’m not even sure if it was a mosquito. Probably some alien thing trying to figure out how to kidnap me and then shoving a giant drill in my asshole. (I have a sick mind, don’t I?)

AlL YoUr BaSe ArE BeLoNg To Us!!!

AlL YoUr BaSe ArE BeLoNg To Us!!!

Man wins four times in a row hotdog-contest

Jul 8

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Wauw, it really does pay off to be a fat pig.

Joey Chestnut just ate his way in the Guinness Book Of World Records. Apparently he ate 54 hot-dog sandwiches in only ten minutes. Those who followed the match in HD on ESPN were probably disgusted by his dribble. But anyway, good game, dude! It actually does pay to be a fat fuck in the US. Everything is possible there.

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Dad gives his daughters a boobjob for their B-day!

Jul 7

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Now that’s an original birthday present!

Aah, Great Britain! We all love their tea, the Queen, the movies, London and now… their birthday presents! Apparently, a British father wanted to show his two daughters the real meaning of generous gifts. Rose Highley and her sister Harriet, respectively 19 and 21 years, got on the same day the exact same breast implants. That was to celebrate their sweet birthday. While being at the hospital daddy-oh also threw in his wife Deborah on the operation room and she also got breast implants. AWESOME! The father wants to stay anonymous but he has stated that he has a very attached family and having simultaneous breast implants were very normal. But it couldn’t save the poor bastard’s mariage: he and his wife are now already divorced…

Now that’s what I call an EPIC FAILURE!

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27 inch iMac unboxing now online!

Jul 7

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Only on Youtube

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This is the first and last time I will use iMovie to edit a video. I wanted to test it out but it’s kinda meh. Great effects, transitions and themes but the lack of a linear, good old fashion timeline is a huge con. I like this movie however. :D

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This is how my desktop looks like :)

Jul 6

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Well, title explains it all, right?

Schermafbeelding 2010-07-06 om 18.56.56

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